recognize the dotted lines.
"Let's face it, I'm plain unlucky. So I'm counting on you to help me out. I only wish I could have you in my arms so I could hold you and squeeze you tight. Remember the things we used to do together. Try to - - -. And kiss it."
  1. Bobby Slot and Freddy Weiss
    Were not so nice
    But I like their names a lot
    So I’ll say’ em twice
    Bobby Slot and Freddy Weiss
    Achieved a modest renown
    When they took an axe
    And went to town
    On an old upright
    And it was love
    It was love at first sight

    There’s a harp in that piano
    And there’s a girl inside that boy
    And my daddy’s crowbars are his pride and joy

    It’s romance on the street
    Where harp and hacksaw meet
    On the day
    When the boy in every butcher on the block
    Comes out to play
    One last cast iron kitten on the keys

    My father’s affection for his crowbar collection
    Was Freudian to say the least
    But there’s a beauty in that beast
    And there’s a girl inside that boy
    And my daddy’s crowbars are his pride and joy

    Theres’s no need to rehearse
    It’s just like Jesus in reverse
    Makin’ many from the one
    No need for T.V.
    When the whole family
    Gathers round the old upright for some old time fun.

    Oh Daddy!
    You can sure tickle those ivories
    In the Dance of Diminishing Possibilities
    Diminishing Possibilities
    Diminishing Possibilities
    Diminishing Possibilities

    If a man with an axe
    Axe you out for lunch
    Just say “No thanks,
    But thanks a bunch”
    Even if he says “Pretty please”
    It’s the Dance of Diminishing Possibilities.

  1. 3 notesTimestamp: Wednesday 2012/06/27 0:09:00Baby DeeDance of Diminishing Possibilities
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